Morning weigh-in: 134 lbs
Bedtime weigh-in: 132 lbs
The cleanse is working!
I am not experiencing the cleanse in the way I thought that I would. No purging. No emergency bathroom trips. Nada.
I am experiencing hunger. And grumpiness. Oh the great grumpiness.
I love my children but they are making me crazy!!!!! I'm sure that it's not their fault. It can't be. Unless they have been swapped for mischievous doppelgangers. It must be the cleanse.
I am so ready to be done. I miss salt. More than caffeine. More than alcohol. More than fat or protein or sugar. Oh salt, you are my best friend. You are my hero. You make all food better! Come baaaaaack!!!
I had an accidental nap this afternoon. Cleansing is exhausting.
Two down, one to go!