Monday's weight: 135 (WHAT THE F**K OFF?!?!?)
Tuesday's weight: 136 (You have GOT to be kidding me)
It seems as though I am starting my cleanse back at my starting weight. Really now.
I'm almost positive the weight gain isn't an actual weight gain. More of a bloat disaster. It's Premenstrual Hell Week y'know.
Regardless, it's CLEANSE DAY!!!
Day 1 has been an experience. I drank some things I didn't even know were vegetables in their previous life. I gagged on many a meal. MANY.
The Good:
I'm not all that hungry
I don't miss food. No. Wait. I do miss food. I just don't miss it like I thought I would.
Coffee? Shmoffee. Didn't miss it today. Ok, only a little.
The Bad:
Cranky. So much cranky. The poor children. Patience left with solid food. Damn she's fickle!
Slight headache. Minor but irritating.
I am SO cold. SO cold. Very very weird.
The Ugly:
Sad sad sick Scott. Barf bucket sick. The cleanse does not like Scott very much.
The Best:
Spending so much time with Robert and Breanna.
Honestly, suffering together is kinda fun. It's going to be one of those things that I will never do again but will always remember fondly. Nothing forges you together like a ridiculous challenge.
Quote of the Day:
From the bathroom
Scott: Aaaahhhhhh
At the kitchen table
Breanna to Krista: Do you want to go check on him?? (insert worried frown)
Krista: Yeeeaahhh......
From the bathroom:
Scott: No! I'm ok! My poo just smells like juice!!! EW!!!
(Which of course made him gag. Double ew.)
I suspect Day 2 is going to be a whole hell of a lot worse than Day 1. At least I can take heart that by lunch time the whole darn thing will be half over!
I am so glad I get to enjoy the hilarious side of the Cleanse without having to cleanse, ha!
ReplyDeleteAlthough, if you do have good results with the weight loss, I may need to borrow the juicer for a few days before the end of the challenge...